Thursday, September 18, 2014


Linux Beast energy drink is not your conventional energy drink!

Linux-Beast Energy Drink - It's what you reach for at 3 am. 

Linux Beast Energy Drink - It's what you reach for at 3 am.

Linux Beast - the energy drink designed for hard core computer users

Announcing a new face in the Energy Drink market. It's called the Beast. The Linux Beast that is and it comes loaded with caffeine, caramel color, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, and some special artificial secret ingredients to keep you going when other energy drinks fail. The beast is specifically designed for late night computer users that not only need to stay awake, but also need cognitive abilities to solve programing problems, construct 3D models, or create computer art.

The Linux Beast energy drink is a new type of energy drink called a virtual energy drink. It's a very simple procedure. First you visit a website that has a high resolution version of the Linux Beast can. Next, you grab your favorite drink for example, water, and then you drink while staring at the picture of the Linux Beast can. The harmful ingredients like, caffeine and sugar, stay with the original can so you only get the psychological effects of the energy drink with no side effects except for maybe a little eye strain. Note: Results may very from person to person.

The Linux Beast virtual drink will be coming soon to a website near you. Simply use Google or your favorite search engine and search for: Linux Beast energy drink.

And then there's the conventional energy drinks:

Conventional drinks such as Rockstar, RedBull, Monster, Burn, and Full Throttle

These young ladies drink nothing but Rockstar!

2014 Linux Beast Magazine - The Linux Beast - Linux Cave

There's a new drink in town called the Linux Beast Energy Drink.

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